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Thursday, February 1, 2024

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No Agenda Show 1630

Cussing Parrots
Dear Producer, 

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It seems as if Lloyd Austin was at a sit down meeting recently having lost weight in the range of 100 pounds it seems. He never stood up in public view and he read comments from a sheet. The latest comments in the rumor mill was that he never had prostate surgery but had a weight-loss operation of some sort. This begs the question as to why he'd say he had cancer if he did not. That is peculiar in itself. Your No Agenda Show is still keeping an eye on Lloyd Austin suspecting a body double.

An email from a producer concerning body doubles reads:

“Confirming boots on the ground regarding body double for trump. My friend was in the swat force here in Wisconsin and saw Trump’s body, double firsthand, waving to the crowd walking away from an event while the True Trump ran out the back to a waiting helicopter!  It’s for real they just think we’re stupid!”

Meanwhile, D.A.Fani Willis has supposedly used a body double to keep from getting killed by Trump supporters. There is a dubious article about it here. She hasn't been dodging bullets or even had a pie-in-the-face, but she needs a body double because of MAGA nutballs. What a clown show.

The point is, as has been discussed on No Agenda for over a decade, the use of body doubles is not out of the question and may be more common than we think.

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Cussing Parrots

There are some funny news stories about African Grey parrots (known for developing a human vocabulary that might exceed 1000 words) who developed a penchant for swearing to an extreme. The birds have become an embarrassment for the owners and the idea was to put the offending birds in a large population of African Grey parrots to normalize them. What they found was the African Greys have been teaching the larger population their profane vocabulary somehow convincing the other birds that this is a good thing. Perhaps to prepare them to be podcasters.

This is a recent news story and the media has been bleeping the video of the cussing parrots. Your No Agenda Show is on the lookout for the uncensored birds. There is a cussing Cockatoo here, for your enjoyment.

Photo of an African Grey Parrot.
"What are you looking at, a-hole!?"
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Hypocrite Molly Ploofkins cusses out Trump then asks why aRepublicans would dislike Biden.
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